Flambé has returned from a month-long holiday in France visiting her absentee lover, Cognac. She was hoping to rekindle their love affair, and perhaps entice Cognac to come west where they can become hopelessly en-Tangled in a series of curiously new MisAdventures.
Maybe if Flambé takes up a steady occupation, like farming, Cognac is thinking he can carry on his Tom-foolery and have a furry feline to come home to each night (or day, as the case may be). Flambé discovered she’s still smitten with this wild kitten, and was willing to give farming a try.
Really? Ag Kat? Would you do crazy things to woo your lover?
Me thinks Flambé has an insatiable curiosity about tree houses. When last we met up with Kat, she was awaiting an invite to enjoy a bowl of warm milk from the mysterious Teeny Tiny Treehouse owner. Sadly, he/she/it was a “no show.” Time to move along. ……
Earlier in the month, our kurious Kat visited the local Zoo’s Bugatorium where she had a surprisingly good time. But it was exhausting dodging all the creepy crawly residents as she had no desire to squish or squash or slip on her new cast of “friends.” Wow! Time for a Katnap. At that moment an army of harvester ants, marching only inches from Flambé’s paws, heard her yawn of exhaustion. Without breaking formation they hollered up in unison, “follow us you fatigued furrball!”
Perhaps not thinking clearly, Flambé fell in line, and even though she was so drowsy she managed to keep pace with these hungry ants as they led her to who-knows-where.
April 21, 2022 A karefree Kat happily hightailed her way away from certain uncertainties when last she flew off with the Swift flock. Soon exhausted and no longer able to keep up, Flambé floated down in a free fall …… and finally …….
April 13, 2022. Still aloft from the narrow escape from her encounter with red-eyed green Gumby aliens, Flambé found the jet stream along with a migrating flock of Swifts. High high she soared over a newly emerging crop of morel ‘Shrumes, guarded by a few sprigs of grape-flavored Lava Juice. Yum! Tempting! But not so fast ……..
April 1, 2022. After Kat’s last brush with red-eyed green Gumby aliens, Flambé decided to take a much needed break and curled up in a cushy bed of katnip. While in a deep sleep, she began dream-hallucinating (and snoring) about near escapes, misadventures, and of all things, gardening! It is Spring after all, and in her imagination she envisioned quarter acre fields of katnip growing just for her and her friends. April Fools!
March 9, 2022. When we last heard from Flambé, she was either escaping or befriending an impossible insect invasion. It appears she’s done neither. Instead her efforts have made an impossible situation worse. Oh dear!